I know what you’re thinking. “My son/daughter/nonbinary can’t even EAT candy yet!” Oh, come ON! You have to start indoctrinating them early! (Like, really early.) Plus, put this on your baby and go trick or treating. They can’t eat the candy, but you can’t let it go to waste! Kids are starving in China, as your mom said when she told you to clean your plate! Am I right?
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